Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sifr ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

Raatin gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum, kagaz ki parchhai se darte hai hum,
Duniya sath chale na chale,tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

Raat hogi to chand bhi duhai dega,
Khawabon me tumhe wo chehra dikhayi dega,
ye mohabbat zara sochke karna...
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega....

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir nahi hamari

Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin

Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai

Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain

Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

suna hai asar hota hai baaton maine.... tum bhi bhul jaogey do chaar mulakatao maine.... humsey bachkar kaha jaoogey .... tumheri dosti ki lakir hai in hatttho maine....

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Message anand.

Shaam ki tanhai mein kho na jana,
Kisi ki masti mein doob na jana,
Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,
Apni maanzil ko paakar is dost ko bhul na jana.....

Safar lamba hai dost banate chalo,
Dil mile na mile haath badate chalo,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate chalo.

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha kabhi woh sama hoga,
Us jahan ke saare haseen nazaron ki kasam,
Aap jaisa dost doosra kahan hoga.

"sawera kya hua sitaro ko bhul gaye.....
suraj kya aaya chan ko bhul gaye....
gujare kya kuch pal hamare bina.....
ap to hame hi bhool gayae....."

Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta

Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi,
wafa kar lo chahe jitni bewafaai hi milegi,
jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
jab ankh khulegi tanhai hi milegi.

PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

"Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko"

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

Pauch hai hamari chand tak,
Yeh tare bhi salaam kiya karte hai,
yeh aasma bhi jhuk jata hai,
jab hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai…

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai...,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai...,
Mubaarak ho Aapko nayi subhah...,
Tahe-Dil se Hamne ye Paigaam bheja hai..!!!

Phool bina khushbu bekar hai. Chand bina chandani bekar hai. Pyar bina
Zindagi bekar hai.
Aur Mere SMS Bina, Tumhara Mobile bekar hai.

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad

Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.

Pyar karewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai

Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Rub ney agar ye rishta banaya na hota ..
ek dost ko duje se milaya na hota..
Zindagi ho jati bejaan gar mainy tere jaisa dost paya na hota

MARANE par hame SWARG mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile
aye mere dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna.
Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile.

Movie titles related to engg students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna

Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kami ka bhi ehsas karliya karo

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Narajagi ka matlab Inkar nahi hota, Har muskurahat ka matlab Ikrar nahi hota, Jindagi me najre u bhi mil jati he, Har najar ka matlab pyar nahi hota..

Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.

Nafratse Mohabbat Me Judai Hoti Hai...
Pyar To Humesha Bewafaee Hoti Hai......
Humare Taraf Haath Badhakar To Dekho....
Dosti Me Kitnee Sacchai Hoti Hai.......:

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.

Nazar aandaz kaise kare aapko,
Nazaron mein bithaya hain aapko,
yaad aane par roye bhi toh kaise,
darte hain jhuki joh palke toh chubhengi aapko…

nabaz meri dekhkar mujhko ishq ka bimar likh diya,
main kyu na jaun qurbaan us hakim ke,
jisne ilaaz me us ka deedar likh diya

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye.

Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho

Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai

Lot jati hai duniya gum hamara dekh kar lot jati hai laher jaise kinara dekh kar tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko kahi phir na lot aaon tera sahara dekh kar....

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai

Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya

Mujhe kisine bewafa ka nam diya,
Sathi ne jaisa zehar ka jam diya,
Jo kabhi kaha karte the,
Hame bhula mat dena,
Unhone hi bhul jane ka paigam de diya...!!!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

Mushkilo se ghabra ke ab jina nahi chahte,
Dur tum se hoke ab rehna nahi chahte,
Yun to dost bahut bane iss zindagi me,
Par aap jaise dost ko khona nahi chahte.

Masti aankhon mein hoti hai,sharaab mein nahi
Bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai,shabdon mein nahi,
Tu bhi jaan le mere yaar,
Dosti dil mein hoti hai dikhawe mein nahi

MUSKURANA hi to KHUSHI nahi hoti,
UMAR bitana hi to ZINDAGI nahi hoti.
Khud ko MITANA padta hai DOSTI mein,
Kyunki DOST ehna hi to DOSTI nahi hoti

Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar achha nahi lagta,
Dunia walo ko yeh ikrar achha nahi lagta,
jab tak nahi hoti Ashiq ki Maut,
Haseenao ko pyar sacha nahi lagta… ...

Mohabbat ki shama jalaa kar to dekho....,
Zara dil ki duniya sazaa kar to dekho...;
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna...,
Zara humse nazrein milaa kar to dekho..!!!

Mila to kia mila tumhein chaahney ke baad...,
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do...;
Tum ne to keh daala sab haal-e-dil apna...,
Ab mujhko bhi apni daastaan kehney do..!!!

Majboori hamari wo jaan na sakey,
guzaarishein hamari wo maan na sakey..
Kehte hain ki hamein marne ke baad bhi yaad rakhenge,
jeete ji hamein jo kabhi pehchaan na sakey....

Mohabbat mein laakhon zakhm khaye humne,
afsos unhe hum par aitbaar nahi...
Mat poocho kya guzarti hai dil par,
jab wo kehte hain unhe humse pyaar nahi.....

Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana ,
Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska APyar pana ,
phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,
kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana

Marneki bat na karna, jindagi hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye voh fever ho tum
Doob kar jis main marr jaoon voh River ho tum
Mere jeevan main ab to forever ho tum

Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain"

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga....

Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the....

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.

Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai...
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai....

Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa jaati hai


Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin

Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga

Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai

Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite
to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

Kitnon ki takdeer badlni hai tumhe,
kitno ko rasto pe lana hai tumhe,
aapni hat ki lakiro ko mat dekho,
in lakiro se aage jana hai tumhe....

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga..

Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.

Khuda salamat rakhe unko joh humse Nafrat karte hai,
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi,
Kuchh toh hai,
joh sirf Humse karte hain

Koi titli hamare pass aati bhi, toh kya aati,
Sajaye umar bhar kagaz ke phool aur pattiyaan hamne.
Yun ghut-ghut ke mar jana, hume manzoor tha lekin,
Kisi kum-zarf par jahir na ki majburiyaan humne.

Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse

Kaash khuda ne hume kitaab banaya hota
use padhne ke liye sirf aapko banaya hota
aap padhte padhte so jaate
isi bahaane hume gale to lagaya hota

Kaun Kheta hai ke judai hogi ,
yeh khabar kisi gair ne udai hogi
shann se rahenge dil main tumahre
akhir kuch jagha humne bi to banai hogi

Kismat Kismat ki baat hai....,
Aaj din to kal kaali raat hai....,
Kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai....;
Yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega...,

Jab tak meri Jaan mein Jaan hai..!!!
Kabhi badli hui takdeer nazar aati hai,,,,
Yaado ki bas ek zanjir nazar aati hai,,,,
Padhe bhi to kya padhe,,???

Yaar- mujhe har jagah teri tasveer nazar aati hai..!!
Kisi modd par hum aapko khone nahi denge...,
Juda hona chaahe to bhi hone nahi denge...;
Chaandni raato mein aayegi meri yaad....,

Meri yaadon ke wo pal aapko sone nahi denge..!!!
Kya pata Maut Ka Paigham kab aa jaye,
zindgi ki kab aakhiri sham aa jaye,
main to talash karta hoon aise mauke ki,
jab meri jindgi ka ek ek pal aapke kaam aa jaye

Kabhi fursat milley toh chali aana
Tujhe apne dil ke zakham dikhlayege
Kya beeti hai tum bin is dil per
Yeh mere aansu tujhe batayege

Kisi ko mohabbat ki sacchaai maar daalegi
kisi ko mohabbat ki gehraai maar daalegi
Kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega...
aur jo bachega...usey tanhaai maar daalegi.

Kyun banaate ho ye ret ke mehel
jinhe khud hi mitaaoge ek din tum...
Aaj kehte ho mujhse pyaar hai tumhe,
kal mera naam tak bhool jaoge tum.....

Koi khush hai mujhe yahan aate dekhkar,
to koi mujhe jaate hue dekhkar...
Tu kandha mat dena mere janaaze ko,
kahin main phir se zinda na ho jaun,
tera sahaara dekhkar......

Kya aap Mobile rakhte hai?
Par call karne se darte hai,
bas missed call maarte rahate hai,
Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai?
Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!!

khushiyaan dhundne chala raste par, khushiyaan mili magar kat-kat kar,
har khushi ke peche ek baat sahi thi, har khushi aayi sau gam le kar.